World Beer Day 2025: Crack Open a Cold One & These So-Bad-They’re-Good Beer Jokes

It’s World Beer Day 2025, and there’s no better way to celebrate than with a cold pint and a barrel of belly laughs. Whether you're partying at a pub or chilling on your couch, the internet is overflowing with hilarious, eye-roll-worthy beer jokes that are so cringe—they’re brilliant.

So, if you’re raising a glass today, why not raise the laughter too? We’ve rounded up some of the funniest (and lamest) beer jokes to toast this sudsy celebration.

🍻 Get Ready to Groan (and Guzzle)

Why don’t they serve beer at math parties?

Because you can’t drink and derive.

(Math + beer = instant regret.)

What does Santa Claus sip to get tipsy?

A polar beer.

(Straight from the North Bar.)

What did the bottle write on the postcard?

Wish you were beer.

(Classic. Still hits.)

What should you never say to a cop?

“Sure, let me grab my license. Can you hold my beer?”

(Seriously. Don’t.)

Can’t drink beer every day?

Then drink it every night.

(Cheers to life choices.)

How did the magician make your beer disappear?

Look over there!

(Chug, chug… and it's gone.)

Whether you laughed, winced, or facepalmed, remember—it’s all about good vibes and golden brews. As the day goes on, expect more sarcasm, memes, and beer-fueled banter to flood your feeds.

So, what are you waiting for? Grab a cold one, drop a joke in the group chat, and say it loud: “Wish you were beer!” 🍺